Hi, I am not Judith Priest.
The *real* Judith Priest passed away fourteen months ago. In the last few months of her life Judith and I became friends. Judith would often joke that I liked to hang around sad and lonely women. Of course I did, I was sad and lonely too after all. I think that she made me a little bit less sad and a lot less lonely, I like to think I did the same for her.
This website is a tribute to Judith. She had no friends and no family, in what little will she had I got the works, going through the files on her computer before resetting it to be sold I found an HTML file from, (at least according to the computer) 2003. I have very limited experience with web development, but I decided that, for Judith, I would do what I could to put her website up as a sort of museum to her. I changed a few things, (the background, I did that. Neat right?) Let me know in the guestbook what you find in the mountain cabin!
Anyway, that's my two cents, have fun looking around, and for the love of god don't judge me too harshly! I'm super new to NeoCities ;)
-- MaxwellMrder66
FEBRUARY 2nd, 2002
Hey, I'm Judith Priest
As you can probly tell, I'm a metalhead, my favorite band is Judas Priest, but I also like Iron Maiden, Dio, and Danzig.
Metallica? Nah, Metallica is for bitch ass pussies
If you aint a pussy ass bitch check out my music page, it's kickass. My favorite video-game is Doom 2, because it makes old ladies think I'm satanic. One time I played an RPG, it sucked balls. I hate RPGs and all the people who play them. I mean, imagine taking on a role to engage with something fictional! Pussies. I like games about real things, like guns, demons, and also John Romero. Movies are cool too, I like rooting for the killer in slasher movies. If he(spoilers for Scream 1996 -- MaxwellMrder) weren't so gay, I would totally fuck with Stu.
FEBRUARY 14th, 2002
Dudes, its Valentimes day. I fuckin' hate Valentimes day.
I bought this guy I like a kickass card, it had like, four vampires on it. Turns out, he already has a girlfriend. I think Imma become a lesbian...
FEBRUARY 15th, 2002
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID TODAY?
Hah! Course you dont. Only bitch ass bitches are stalkers! I was surfin' the net when I saw this button:
An' I was all like, "Whaaaaat? Quake? Is that like an earthquake, all violent and bloody, and on fire, and metal as fuck?" So I went and clicked the button and HOW COME NOT A ONE OF YOU PUSSY ASS BITCHES TOLD ME ABOUT QUAKE!? An absolutely kickass first person shooter made by my love, John Romero about shooting demons in their stupid fucking faces with nine-inch-nailguns! I pirated it, because only losers, republicans, and pussy ass... pussies! pay for a video game, and it's like soooooooo fun!
FEBRUARY 17th, 2002
I don't think I want to be a lesbian anymore, like any self respecting lesbian I looked up some PORNOGRAPHY B-) to get used to looking at women before I went out to the mall to pick up some bitches. It was going pretty well and I think I was actually enjoying myself, but then the chicks in the video went and RUINED it by takeing all their clothes off. Typical, just like a lesbian to not wear clothes.
So anyway I think Imma date guys again :-P
You're all caught up!